"Yeah, like you're really a girl..."
This is quality. Flash artists should strive for this. I mean, yes, it's repetitive, but it's a flash RPG. All who are free of sin may cast the first stone. Now that we have that out of the way.
The art is amazing for a flash game. It's pretty, it's stylistic, it's pretty much true to what it's supposed to do. Use this as your motivation to get photoshop.
Style. Think about it ; a game about becoming a big name on a website. It's such a concept. Sure, it may seem a little corny, but look who thought of it and got front page'd before you did.
My only complaints : The music loop gets boring after the first 20 times through. Money doesn't really have much value past Amazon. and I think stat gains shouldn't be a constant, throw some form of a variable in there. Random number generator? I don't know.
Remember folks : there's game script in here as well as art script as well as some clever thinking. So when you compare the art style to another flash, stay inside your genre.
Gets what he deserves
Man, I hate those lawsuit happy ****faces too, and this was awesome. I loved the beautiful popping sound you got from blasting that lawyers head off...and yeah, this stuff is good. Good job, man.
Trash. Filthy. Trash.
Ok, we see you hate AOL, but there was NO NEED to drag final fantasy into this. You should be ashamed of yourself. This isn't crunk.
You did it. One hell of a job, too. Somehow, you blended EVERYTHING in the right amounts, AND you managed to bash Nickelodeon! Take some time out to pat yourselves on the back. I loved this thing. Where's the download?! Hah hah..
Yo man, 'dis is smack!
Great game dood...I didn't know flash was capable of FF like action. You got everything right on this one. And I don't even like RPG type games.
Man, it made my DAY to be a robo-headed goth-armed ninja robot with two buster swords basically glued to my hand! One little idea I have is to make the controls better...somehow...It's harsh working with a keyboard. Rock on!
Better than some I've seen
C'mon, man! Throw in the jacks or better! It's a really healthy idea...anyway, that card flipping noise eventually gets pretty grinding, but there are worse you can do for draw poker online...
Unhealthy fun for psychos of all ages!
WOW This game is way too much fun for its own good...Only thing it could use is speed control, or maybe a uniquer way of dying when you've popped a wheely or something, like a big rubber chainsaw...
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